FUNNY SMS ONLY
FUNNY SMS ONLY ON
Chand pe ghata tu ati hogi, sitaron ko muskrahat ati tu hogi, lakh
chupao duniya se kabhi na kabhi khud pe hansii aati tu hogi!!!
Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app
ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski
ragon main app ka khun tha............
pata hai..............
pata hai..........
pata hai...........
Minto tooth paste 10 rupees ka ho gaya!
Life main KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM,after that NAA TUM JANO NA HUM,
u r the one DIL NE JISE APNA KAHA so lets MASTI because MAIN HON NAA
Jab tum hansti ho tu lagta hai insan pehle bander tha dekho ghussa
mat hona kiun ke jab tum ghussa hoti ho tu lagta hai insaan ajj bhi
bander hai!!!!!!!!!
mausam hai suhana ............
aise main dil bhi deewana....
aise main tum........
aise main tum.......
tum........
tum.........
han tum...........
tum............
- - lux - - soap se do bar Hanan
May the angels protect you, may sadness forgets you , may goodness
surround you, may happiness be around you and may ALLAH always bless
you.
If you save this message it means i am cute , if you edit this
message it manes i am still cute , if you far ward this message it
means it means you are spreading that i am cute , if you delete this
message it means that you are jealous because i am cute!!!!!!!!!
FUNNY SMS ONLY ON
FUNNY SMS ONLY ON
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Funny Sms Messages
yad hai hum kahan mile the bus stop pe meri car aa kar ruki,maine
window nechay ki,humari nazron se nazrein milin aur tumne kaha
"Allah ke nam pe ek rupey de do baba"
a psycological resaerch has proved it that all the dumbs,stupids,
fools, use their thumb to read messages don't change it now its too
late.
Not every flower can express love but rose did it , not every tree
can stand thurst but cactus did it ,not every monkey can use mobile
but you did it congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you find your self in a dark room where the walz shaken and
blood comes from every where dont afraid you are in a safe place you
are in my heart
Tum hamesha muskrate raho...........................
Tum hamesha muskrate raho..........................
Tum hamesha muskrati raho........................
Tum hamesha muskrati raho.........................
mera kia jaye ga sab log tum ko hi paagal kahen gey!!!!!!!!!!!
Ek son ne apne father se kaha "papa muj ko bander dekhna hai
abhi!"father ne kaha "nahi tum usku abhi nahi dekh sakte"son ne kaha
"aisa kiun" father ne kaha "beta bander abhi msg padhne main busy
hai."
gournal musharraf ko 500 donkeys ki zarorat hai jo ke jung main
sath de sakein 499 donkeys jama ho gaye hain message padhte hi foran
ghar se niklo
smander pe sahil pe bethi ho , laher aye gi, naseeb badley na
badley tumhari gandagi tu dhul aye
gi...................................
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Funny Sms Messages
yad hai hum kahan mile the bus stop pe meri car aa kar ruki,maine
window nechay ki,humari nazron se nazrein milin aur tumne kaha
"Allah ke nam pe ek rupey de do baba"
a psycological resaerch has proved it that all the dumbs,stupids,
fools, use their thumb to read messages don't change it now its too
late.
Not every flower can express love but rose did it , not every tree
can stand thurst but cactus did it ,not every monkey can use mobile
but you did it congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you find your self in a dark room where the walz shaken and
blood comes from every where dont afraid you are in a safe place you
are in my heart
Tum hamesha muskrate raho...........................
Tum hamesha muskrate raho..........................
Tum hamesha muskrati raho........................
Tum hamesha muskrati raho.........................
mera kia jaye ga sab log tum ko hi paagal kahen gey!!!!!!!!!!!
Ek son ne apne father se kaha "papa muj ko bander dekhna hai
abhi!"father ne kaha "nahi tum usku abhi nahi dekh sakte"son ne kaha
"aisa kiun" father ne kaha "beta bander abhi msg padhne main busy
hai."
gournal musharraf ko 500 donkeys ki zarorat hai jo ke jung main
sath de sakein 499 donkeys jama ho gaye hain message padhte hi foran
ghar se niklo
smander pe sahil pe bethi ho , laher aye gi, naseeb badley na
badley tumhari gandagi tu dhul aye
gi...................................
Friend SMS
kise kahu ki ulfat nhi he
Apki yaadon se fursat nahi h,
ap krh do to bhula du zamane ko,
par apko Bhulane ki mujh me himmat nahi h..."
Apki yaadon se fursat nahi h,
ap krh do to bhula du zamane ko,
par apko Bhulane ki mujh me himmat nahi h..."
1Ladka, Ladki se puchta h
1Ladka, Ladki se puchta h
batao bache kaise hote h
arey sharmao mat batao
ladkic hup
ladka arey vewkuf itna b nai
pata
bache shararti hote h
batao bache kaise hote h
arey sharmao mat batao
ladkic hup
ladka arey vewkuf itna b nai
pata
bache shararti hote h
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